1- Shall I spend my Friday night cleaning the bathroom or doing a puzzle?
2- What day is it?
3- Carol Baskin definitely murdered her husband.
4- Shall I bake some more banana bread?
5- 2.05pm on a Tuesday is a reasonable time for a glass of wine.
6- OMG I FOUND SOME TOILET ROLL!
7- 1.15pm on a Thursday is a reasonable time for a beer.
8- Did you know there is not enough alcohol in vodka to sanitise your hands?
9- The cheapest yoga mat I can find costs £150.
10- Better sit down to watch the Prime Minster on TV.
11- I can’t wait to go for a run.
12- They’ve sold out of eggs.
13- 12.01pm on a Friday is a reasonable time for a cider.
14- I can’t remember what jeans feel like.
15- I just spent 20 minutes making a whipped coffee I saw on the internet.
16- Should I bleach my hair or cut myself a fringe?
17- I ate a weeks worth of snacks in 45 minutes.
18- Did you see the queue to get into Sainsbury’s?
19- Shall we learn a TikTok dance?
20- I better change out of my day pjs into my evening ones.
21- 9am on a Saturday is a reasonable time for a bucks fizz. It is the weekend after all. Oh wait, is it Wednesday?